Friday, April 28

# Sex and Relationship

Guys Get in Here: 5 Most Traumatic Things About Having a P.enis

There are lots of reasons to rejoice having a p.enis. Peeing without minding who is watching you, is one. Sometimes having a P.enis can be frustrating, it has its own limitations. So guys don’t let it get to your head that you have nothing to worry about because you got a firm wood that makes the ladies got crazy. In this article, am going to show you 5 trauma men go through about having p.enis


1. Worrying about our balls
 

With the latest development where married women go for their husband’s balls because she got him cheating. Then, we must constantly have to be on the lookout for threats to our scrotum. It’s incredibly painful ... There’s this deep nausea radiating out from our core after we get hit in the balls. But what about childbirth? you’re probably thinking. Sure, childbirth is more painful. But consider this: At least with childbirth, you know it’s coming. And you have the option to take drugs. Getting hit in the balls could happen anywhere, anytime.


2. Getting the tip caught in our zipper


This would make even a strong man weep. Going for the post-pee zip-up and realizing we didn’t tuck everything back inside is excruciating. People have to go the ER because of this. Ladies as much as you might wish peeing were less of a process, be happy that you don’t really have to worry about this.


3. Accidentally sitting on our balls


This also hurts. If you could experience it, you would never feel more betrayed by your own ass. It’s not something that happens enough for guys to actively take precautions against it, but it happens. It’s real … and it’s painful.


4. Uncontrolled Boner
 

Have you ever been in a situation where you woke from sleep with your wood so hard and your mom is standing in front you, waiting for you to get up and help her with some chores. This can be very embarrassing. Boner management is made difficult because beyond the obvious things that could set it off, they can happen at incredibly inconvenient times and they can be awkwardly obvious.


5. Reaching Cloud 9


You’re lucky you can or.gasm back to back. Our p.enis has to take a nap afterward, he’s so exhausted.

See pictures of broken P.enis

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